Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house,A young lady was looking and searching for her missing spouse.
He was nowhere to be found or so she thought,
because he had snuck out early trying not to get caught.
He must satisfy an addiction he cannot shake.
Tis the tedious pursuit of the Mallard Drake.
If he comes back with a limit or empty handed,
it will not matter, for he will be remanded.
There will be cleaning and cooking for him to do.
Presents to wrap and coco to brew.
No hunting will happen for the next couple days,
Unless it gets right, then hell he will pays.
His wife will be mad and shout, But if the ducks are flying, he’ll never miss out.
Merry Christmas!
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